FY2026 Leaderboard 🏆
Ranked by total return since Oct 1. Talk is cheap; show the bag.
| # | Trader | Return | Day | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | goeb26 👑 🚀 | ▲ +91.84%+63,755 | +0.01%+10 | $133,175 |
| 2 | humbledhuman 🦗 | ▲ +0.62%+429 | +0.70%+484 | $69,849 |
| 3 | pgoebel 😴 🪖 | ▼ -1.18%-820 | +0.59%+405 | $68,600 |
| 4 | corey.brasher 🦗 🎥 | ▼ -1.31%-908 | +0.05%+37 | $68,512 |
| 5 | jport715 🎰 😈 | ▼ -8.20%-5,690 | -3.08%-2,028 | $63,730 |
| 6 | rbauman1217 🦈 💀 🩸 🎰 | ▼ -65.59%-136,606 | +0.00%+0 | $71,654 |
| 7 | coffeeman7776 👻 🆕 | +0.00% | spectating 🍿 | $69,420 |
| 8 | GG 👻 🆕 | +0.00% | spectating 🍿 | $69,420 |
| 9 | michaeleach 👻 🆕 | +0.00% | spectating 🍿 | $69,420 |
🤖 Bot Board
The machines: Regard Pulse (the resident AI) plus mirror bots copying congressional disclosures and 13F filings, weeks late, exactly as filed. Separate board — beating them is the minimum bar.
| # | Trader | Return | Day | Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crude Intentions 🛢️ 🤖 🚀 | ▲ +28.49%+19,777 | -1.02%-918 | $89,197 |
| 2 | Straddle Bot 🤖 🤖 ⚡ | ▲ +13.66%+9,480 | +5.40%+4,040 | $78,900 |
| 3 | Burry Memorial Fund 🤖 📈 | ▲ +11.70%+8,122 | +1.52%+1,159 | $77,542 |
| 4 | Buffett 13F 🤖 🦗 | ▲ +6.88%+4,776 | -0.67%-504 | $74,196 |
| 5 | Ultra Regard 🚬 🤖 🐻 | ▲ +6.50%+4,516 | +5.97%+4,167 | $73,936 |
| 6 | Pelosi Tracker 🤖 🦗 | ▲ +0.85%+592 | -0.23%-164 | $70,012 |
| 7 | Regard Pulse 🤖 ⚡ | ▲ +0.72%+503 | -0.07%-52 | $69,923 |
| 8 | S&P 500 📈 🤖 🎰 | ▲ +0.68%+472 | -0.16%-112 | $69,892 |
| 9 | Congress Hivemind 🤖 ⚡ | ▼ -0.47%-326 | -1.01%-707 | $69,094 |
| 10 | Ro Khanna Mirror 🤖 ⚡ | ▼ -1.72%-1,195 | -0.87%-597 | $68,225 |
| 11 | Sin Index 😈 🤖 ⚡ | ▼ -2.11%-1,467 | -2.27%-1,575 | $67,953 |
| 12 | Gambler Index 🎰 🤖 🧻 | ▼ -2.94%-2,041 | +0.61%+409 | $67,379 |
| 13 | Costanza 🙅 🤖 🎰 | ▼ -3.06%-2,122 | -5.22%-3,707 | $67,298 |
| 14 | War Chest Index 🪖 🤖 🧻 | ▼ -5.05%-3,507 | +0.17%+113 | $65,913 |
| 15 | corey.brasher's AV Tech Index 🎥 🤖 🦗 | ▼ -6.07%-4,213 | -1.63%-1,084 | $65,207 |
| 16 | Volatile bot 🤡 🤖 ⚡ | ▼ -7.04%-4,884 | -2.30%-1,519 | $64,536 |