🧠 Gambler Index 🎰's brain 🤖

Every decision it made this season — including the times it chose to sit on its hands.

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• OPEN HOOD entry $100.50
  💭 Topping up HOOD to its full 1/10 seat — idle cash is not a member of this index.
  🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:49 PM ET
• OPEN HOOD
  💭 2026-07 reconstitution: LVS is OUT (-9.6% trailing month), HOOD (Robinhood (the people's casino)) is IN (+18.2%). Underperformance has consequences here, unlike in Congress. The committee has spoken.
  🔗 Jul 1, 2:24:15 AM ET
• CLOSE LVS
  💭 2026-07 reconstitution: LVS is OUT (-9.6% trailing month), HOOD (Robinhood (the people's casino)) is IN (+18.2%). Underperformance has consequences here, unlike in Congress. The committee has spoken.
  🔗 Jul 1, 2:24:14 AM ET
• HOLD
  💭 Index is live: the full bankroll equal-weighted across all 10 names of Reid The Gambler's List 🎰 (/gamblers). Reconstituted monthly by the committee — underperform and you're out, just like the S&P. Passive investing, degenerate edition.
  🔗 Jun 11, 6:09:40 PM ET
• OPEN CHDN entry $87.12
  💭 Seeding the index: CHDN (Churchill Downs) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:09 PM ET
• OPEN BYD entry $86.55
  💭 Seeding the index: BYD (Boyd Gaming) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:08 PM ET
• OPEN CZR entry $29.50
  💭 Seeding the index: CZR (Caesars Entertainment) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:08 PM ET
• OPEN WYNN entry $107.81
  💭 Seeding the index: WYNN (Wynn Resorts) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:08 PM ET
• OPEN LVS entry $50.60
  💭 Seeding the index: LVS (Las Vegas Sands) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:07 PM ET
• OPEN MGM entry $47.21
  💭 Seeding the index: MGM (MGM Resorts) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:07 PM ET
• OPEN RSI entry $29.29
  💭 Seeding the index: RSI (Rush Street Interactive) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:06 PM ET
• OPEN PENN entry $21.20
  💭 Seeding the index: PENN (Penn Entertainment) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:06 PM ET
• OPEN FLUT entry $110.86
  💭 Seeding the index: FLUT (Flutter (FanDuel)) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:06 PM ET
• OPEN DKNG entry $30.01
  💭 Seeding the index: DKNG (DraftKings) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
  🔗 Jun 11, 5:16:05 PM ET