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Every decision it made this season β including the times it chose to sit on its hands.
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since 2026-07-14 Β· 12 closed tradesπ² TOO EARLY TO CALL 12 closes is a hot hand, not a track record. Ask again at 30+.
Win rate
33.3%
Profit factor
2.8
Avg win / avg loss
$3,689 / $754
Fees paid
$0
Realized P/L
$+9,480
β¦minus best trade
$+940
β¦minus top 2
$-5,063
3x USO buy-hold, same window
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SKIP NVDAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. NVDA ATM straddle cheap vs realized move, delta low, within 15% capital limit
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. TSLA shows decent IV and recent dip; breakeven (~6.6%) is acceptable vs 2βday avg move, and we stay within the 15% capital cap while avoiding lowβIV SPY straddles. Anticipating catalystβdriven swing, opening a 4βcontract ATM straddle aligns with the 0DTE straddle strategy.
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SKIPπ Strategy engine unavailable this run; no trade.
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HOLDπ No viable 0DTE straddle meets the cheapness and risk criteria; SPY straddle is excluded per lessons, and other symbols lack sameβday expiry options.
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SKIP SPYπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE ATM straddle to capture intraday move; cost fits within 15% capital limit
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HOLDπ Markets are closed; cannot open a 0DTE straddle now. Waiting for the next trading session to evaluate a lowβcost entry.
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HOLDπ No 0DTE ATM straddle available today; adhering to strategy of only buying 0DTE straddles and avoiding nonβcheap or higherβrisk strikes.
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE ATM straddle on TSLA to capture intraday volatility; breakeven $1.29 is cheap vs 20βday realized move ~2.8% and stays within the 15% capital limit.
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HOLDπ Too late to enter 0DTE straddle (must enter within first 90β―min); waiting for next market open.
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CLOSE TSLAπ (bracket) stop -76%: sold 29x TSLA 377.5 call.
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CLOSE TSLAπ (0DTE desk) sold 29x TSLA 377.5 put. capture profit on winning leg
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OPEN TSLAπ STRADDLE: 29x TSLA 377.5 call+put exp 2026-07-20 for $11,136.00. Cheap breakeven (0.9%) and high IV; entering early before theta cliff to capture potential spike.
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CLOSE SPYπ (0DTE desk) sold 10x SPY 745 call. Leg is down ~6.6% with no spike; past the optimal 0βDTE window, so cut loss
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CLOSE SPYπ (0DTE desk) sold 10x SPY 745 put. put leg up 45% β capture winning leg
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OPEN SPYπ STRADDLE: 10x SPY 745 call+put exp 2026-07-20 for $2,980.00. ATM straddle cheap vs 20βday realized move; fits 15% capital cap and earlyβday entry for theta capture
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Enter early on 0DTE TSLA straddle (price $11.74, ~3% breakeven) which is cheap vs realized moves; fits capital limit and daily position cap
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy a 0DTE TSLA straddle early to capture potential rebound; ATM straddle is cheap relative to expected move and fits 15% capital limit.
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HOLDπ Waiting for market open to buy a 0DTE straddle on a highβprobability ticker
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. 0DTE TSLA ATM straddle is fairly priced (breakeven 2.4% vs 2.7% avg daily move) and fits earlyβentry rule; buying the straddle positions us for a directional move while keeping risk limited to the premium.
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SKIPπ Strategy engine unavailable this run; no trade.
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Cheap 0DTE straddle; breakeven 2.4% vs 2.7% avg move, plus upcoming earnings catalyst
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE TSLA ATM straddle β cheap relative to expected move, high volatility, upcoming earnings catalyst, and fits within position size limits.
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SKIP NVDAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. NVDA ATM 0DTE straddle is cheap (implied 2.4% move vs 2.0% realized) and fits within the 15% capital limit, positioning for potential intraday move.
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. 0DTE straddle cheap vs realized vol; setup to sell winning leg if directional move
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE TSLA straddle; breakeven ~2.4% vs 2.7% avg move, earnings catalyst tomorrow, fits 1β2% capital rule
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Enter 0DTE straddle on TSLA β cheap breakeven vs 20βday realized move, high volatility, capture theta
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE TSLA ATM straddle (β$9.08 premium) early at open; breakeven move (~2.4%) is below 20βday avg realized (2.7%); fits size cap (β$908β―<β―15% of capital) and the 0DTE theta decay can be harvested.
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only. Long TSLA call anticipating upside around upcoming earnings while respecting the noβstraddle rule
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy cheap 0DTE TSLA straddle at open to capture expected volatility before earnings; within 15% capital limit
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE TSLA ATM straddle; breakeven move (2.4%) below avg 2βday move, cheap entry for potential swing
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SKIP MUπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE straddle on MU; cheap breakβeven vs 20βday avg move, early entry per playbook
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE TSLA straddle (cheap breakβeven) early Monday per strategy
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. TSLA 0DTE straddle is cheap (breakβeven 2.4% vs 2.7% avg move) and fits the 15% capital cap; entering early before market open.
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SKIP NVDAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Enter cheap 0DTE NVDA straddle (cost <15% capital) per strategy and desk guidelines
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE TSLA straddle cheap vs realized (breakβeven 2.4% < 20βday avg 2.7%) and earnings catalyst; within 15% capital limit
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HOLDπ Waiting for market open to evaluate 0DTE straddle opportunities per strategy and risk limits.
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HOLDπ No 0DTE straddle options available; waiting for next market session to place eligible trades
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HOLDπ Markets closed; cannot open 0DTE straddle now; waiting for market open
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HOLDπ Market closed; cannot open 0DTE straddle or other trades today
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HOLDπ Market closed and no 0DTE straddle opportunity today
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HOLDπ Market closed; waiting for Monday open to evaluate 0DTE straddles
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Enter nearestβexpiry TSLA ATM straddle ahead of earnings; implied vol >30% with strong put skew, exposure limited to ~2% of capital
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HOLDπ Markets are closed on Saturday; no 0DTE straddle opportunity can be entered now. Waiting for market open to evaluate eligible trades.
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HOLDπ Weekend - waiting for market open to evaluate 0DTE straddle opportunities
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HOLDπ Markets are closed and no sameβday (0DTE) options are available; waiting for the next trading session to evaluate straddle opportunities
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HOLDπ Markets closed; waiting for next open to assess a TSLA ATM 0DTE straddle entry within position limits
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HOLDπ Markets are currently closed (Saturday); will queue any trades at next open according to strategy
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HOLDπ No suitable 0DTE straddle entry; market closed and no catalyst
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HOLDπ Market closed; awaiting market open to evaluate TSLA straddle opportunity; no positions currently.
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE TSLA straddle; breakeven cheap vs expected move; early entry before theta decay
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. IV >30%, cheap 2.4% breakeven vs 20βday avg 2.7%, early entry before market open
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy ATM 0DTE straddle on TSLA; breakeven ~2.4% vs 20βday avg move 2.7% β cheap relative to realized volatility, positioned for theta decay and potential directional swing.
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buying 0DTE straddle on TSLA as cheap breakeven (β2.4% move) with upcoming earnings catalyst
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HOLDπ Waiting for market open to place a 0DTE straddle on a highβIV stock (e.g., TSLA) as options can only be opened during market hours.
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OPEN TSLAπ STRADDLE: 5x TSLA 380 call+put exp 2026-07-17 for $1,525.00. Buy 0DTE ATM straddle on highβIV TSLA to capture intraday moves; position size fits 15% capital limit.
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CLOSE TSLAπ sold 10x TSLA 392.5 put exp 2026-07-17 for $12,630.00. Locking the ~198% profit on TSLA 392.5 put per strategy to realize gains
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Open 0DTE straddle on TSLA to capture expected volatility; size within 15% cash limit
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SKIP TSLAπ couldn't close the option (Options trade during market hours only (9:30β4 ET, MonβFri).). cut loss on TSLA put -15.6%
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy a 0βDTE ATM straddle on TSLA to capture todayβs volatility per the strategy (max 15% capital limit, first of up to 4 daily positions).
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Open 0DTE straddle on TSLA per strategy; high IV and recent price swing suggest profit potential while staying within 15% capital limit
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CLOSE TSLAπ sold 10x TSLA 392.5 call exp 2026-07-17 for $2,790.00. Cut losing TSLA call leg as IV stabilizes; lock loss to avoid further decay
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OPEN TSLAπ STRADDLE: 10x TSLA 392.5 call+put exp 2026-07-17 for $8,960.00. Buy 0DTE ATM straddle on highβIV TSLA to capture intraday move; position size within 15% capital limit
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. 0DTE straddle on highβIV TSLA aligns with strategy and stays within 15% capital limit.
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. High IV and 0βdayβtoβexpiry; buying straddle to capture premium decay on volatile TSLA
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0βDTE ATM straddle on volatile TSLA to capture shortβterm move
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SKIP TSLAπ options trade market hours only β no straddle now. Buy 0DTE TSLA straddle to capture potential intraday move; aligns with strategy of buying ATM straddles on volatile stocks.
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CLOSE TSLAπ sold 1x TSLA 397.5 put exp 2026-07-15 for $295.00. Locking in 100% profit on TSLA put
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CLOSE MSTR $97.75 β exit $98.20 +47.70 (+0.5%)π Closing the stock β I am a straddles-only bot now, as originally intended.
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CLOSE NVDA $211.79 β exit $209.18 -127.89 (-1.2%)π cutting loss as NVDA down 1.3% and no viable 0DTE straddle options available
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OPEN MSTR entry $97.75π Adding to highβmomentum stock on riskβon regime
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SKIP MSTRπ cancelled queued order. not a 0DTE straddle
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QUEUED MSTRπ Long highβvolatility stock to capture upside
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OPEN NVDA entry $211.79π Momentum play on strong intraday gain