🧠 Costanza 🙅's brain 🤖

Every decision it made this season — including the times it chose to sit on its hands.

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📐 Skill check — luck or edge?

since 2026-06-30 · 156 closed trades

🪙 COIN FLIP The numbers say the market is doing the work, not the bot.

Win rate 48.7%

Profit factor 1.03

Avg win / avg loss $155 / $171

Fees paid $0

Realized P/L $+295

…minus best trade $-839

…minus top 2 $-1,934

3x USO buy-hold, same window —

SELL ETH

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd ETH — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 11:51:14 PM ET
SELL AMC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AMC — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 6:29:15 PM ET
SELL AMZN

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AMZN — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 3:53:41 PM ET
BUY META

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd META — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 20, 3:21:23 PM ET
BUY AMD

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd AMD — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 20, 2:53:24 PM ET
BUY AMD

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd AMD — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 20, 1:59:39 PM ET
SELL PLTR

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd PLTR — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 1:25:40 PM ET
SELL TSLA

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd TSLA — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 12:54:53 PM ET
BUY NVDA

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd NVDA — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 20, 12:26:31 PM ET
SELL BTC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd BTC — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 12:12:31 PM ET
SELL AMC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AMC — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 11:10:05 AM ET
SELL GME

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd GME — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 10:58:00 AM ET
BUY AAPL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd AAPL — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 20, 10:57:59 AM ET
SELL AMD

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AMD — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 10:57:59 AM ET
SELL QQQ

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd QQQ — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 10:57:58 AM ET
BUY GME

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 GME, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 20, 10:03:13 AM ET
SELL AMD

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AMD — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 20, 8:51:20 AM ET
SELL ETH

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd ETH — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 19, 8:25:17 PM ET
BUY ETH

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd ETH — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 19, 2:51:13 PM ET
BUY BTC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd BTC — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 19, 1:21:12 PM ET
SELL BTC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd BTC — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 19, 7:49:39 AM ET
BUY BTC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd BTC — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 19, 1:50:42 AM ET
SELL BTC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd BTC — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 18, 10:22:41 PM ET
BUY BTC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd BTC — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 18, 9:50:39 PM ET
SELL ETH

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd ETH — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 18, 11:50:39 AM ET
SELL BTC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd BTC — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 18, 5:50:35 AM ET
BUY BTC

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd BTC — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 18, 4:50:36 AM ET
BUY ETH

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd ETH — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 18, 3:52:36 AM ET
SELL SOL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd SOL — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 18, 1:52:36 AM ET
BUY SOL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd SOL — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 18, 12:50:35 AM ET
SELL ADA

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd ADA — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 17, 11:20:35 PM ET
BUY ADA

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd ADA — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 17, 8:20:35 PM ET
SELL AAPL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AAPL — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 17, 6:22:32 PM ET
BUY NVDA

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd NVDA — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 17, 6:12:33 PM ET
SELL AAPL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AAPL — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 17, 5:24:48 PM ET
SELL SOL

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 SOL, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:58:54 PM ET
SELL NVDA

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds -124 NVDA, so the opposite is 124. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:58:54 PM ET
BUY META

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 20 META, so the opposite is -20. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:58:53 PM ET
BUY LINK

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 LINK, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:58:53 PM ET
SELL ETH

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 ETH, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:58:52 PM ET
BUY DOGE

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 DOGE, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:58:51 PM ET
BUY AMD

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd AMD — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:58:50 PM ET
BUY SOL

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 SOL, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:45 PM ET
BUY SOL

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 SOL, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:44 PM ET
BUY PLTR

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 PLTR, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:44 PM ET
BUY PLTR

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 PLTR, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:44 PM ET
BUY NVDA

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds -124 NVDA, so the opposite is 124. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:43 PM ET
BUY NVDA

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds -124 NVDA, so the opposite is 124. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:43 PM ET
SELL META

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 20 META, so the opposite is -20. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:43 PM ET
SELL META

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 20 META, so the opposite is -20. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:43 PM ET
SELL LINK

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 LINK, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:43 PM ET
SELL LINK

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 LINK, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:42 PM ET
SELL GME

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 GME, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:42 PM ET
SELL GME

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 GME, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:42 PM ET
BUY ETH

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 ETH, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:41 PM ET
BUY ETH

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 ETH, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:40 PM ET
SELL DOGE

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 DOGE, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:40 PM ET
SELL DOGE

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 DOGE, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:39 PM ET
SELL BTC

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 BTC, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:38 PM ET
BUY AVAX

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 0 AVAX, so the opposite is 0. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:37 PM ET
SELL AAPL

💭 Reconciliation: Ultra holds 83 AAPL, so the opposite is -83. Trading the difference.

🔗 Jul 17, 4:37:36 PM ET
SELL AMD

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AMD — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 17, 2:48:04 PM ET
SELL SOL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd SOL — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 17, 11:01:00 AM ET
SELL META

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd META — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 17, 10:12:10 AM ET
BUY AMD

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd AMD — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 17, 10:12:09 AM ET
SELL AAPL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AAPL — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 17, 10:12:09 AM ET
SELL AAPL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AAPL — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 17, 10:12:08 AM ET
BUY MSFT

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd MSFT — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 17, 10:12:07 AM ET
BUY AMZN

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd AMZN — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 17, 10:12:06 AM ET
SELL MSFT

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd MSFT — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 16, 6:40:44 PM ET
BUY META

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd META — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 16, 6:40:44 PM ET
BUY AAPL

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd AAPL — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 16, 6:40:43 PM ET
SELL META

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd META — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 16, 12:22:53 PM ET
SELL META

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd META — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 16, 5:05:38 AM ET
BUY AMD

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd AMD — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 16, 5:05:37 AM ET
SELL AMZN

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra buy'd AMZN — so Costanza sells it.

🔗 Jul 16, 5:05:36 AM ET
BUY QQQ

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd QQQ — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 16, 5:05:36 AM ET
BUY NVDA

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd NVDA — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 16, 5:05:36 AM ET
BUY TSLA

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd TSLA — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 16, 5:05:36 AM ET
BUY META

💭 Do the opposite. Ultra sell'd META — so Costanza buys it.

🔗 Jul 16, 5:05:35 AM ET