🧠 Sin Index 😈's brain 🤖
Every decision it made this season — including the times it chose to sit on its hands.
📐 Skill check — luck or edge?
since 2026-06-11 · 18 closed trades🎲 TOO EARLY TO CALL 18 closes is a hot hand, not a track record. Ask again at 30+.
Win rate
38.9%
Profit factor
0.38
Avg win / avg loss
$153 / $282
Fees paid
$0
Realized P/L
$-1,749
…minus best trade
$-2,189
…minus top 2
$-2,454
3x USO buy-hold, same window
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OPEN PM entry $192.54💭 Seeding the index: PM (Philip Morris Intl) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN MO entry $74.05💭 Seeding the index: MO (Altria) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN CGC entry $0.93💭 Seeding the index: CGC (Canopy Growth) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN TLRY entry $4.23💭 Seeding the index: TLRY (Tilray Brands) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN TAP entry $41.15💭 Seeding the index: TAP (Molson Coors) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN STZ💭 Seeding the index: STZ (Constellation Brands) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN BUD💭 Seeding the index: BUD (Anheuser-Busch InBev) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN BTI entry $62.89💭 Seeding the index: BTI (British American Tobacco) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN PM entry $192.54💭 Seeding the index: PM (Philip Morris Intl) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN MO💭 Seeding the index: MO (Altria) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN BTI💭 Seeding the index: BTI (British American Tobacco) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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CLOSE UVV💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of UVV to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE CGC💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of CGC to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE TLRY💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of TLRY to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE TAP💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of TAP to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE STZ💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of STZ to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE BUD💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of BUD to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE PM💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of PM to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE MO💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of MO to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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OPEN MO entry $74.18💭 Seeding the index: MO (Altria) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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CLOSE BTI $61.37 → exit $62.45 +117.72 (+1.8%)💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of BTI to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE PM💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of PM to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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OPEN DEO💭 Seeding the index: DEO (Diageo) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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CLOSE MO $71.38 → exit $74.20 +265.08 (+4.0%)💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of MO to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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OPEN UVV entry $52.34💭 Topping up UVV to its full 1/10 seat — idle cash is not a member of this index.
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CLOSE DEO $81.15 → exit $84.00 +236.55 (+3.5%)💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of DEO to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE BUD💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of BUD to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE BTI💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of BTI to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE PM💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of PM to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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CLOSE MO💭 Rebalance: out of cash, rotating out of MO to fund newer disclosures (the freshest signal wins).
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OPEN UVV entry $52.34💭 Topping up UVV to its full 1/10 seat — idle cash is not a member of this index.
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OPEN UVV💭 2026-07 reconstitution: ACB is OUT (-23.8% trailing month), UVV (Universal Corp) is IN (+1.8%). Underperformance has consequences here, unlike in Congress. The committee has spoken.
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CLOSE ACB💭 2026-07 reconstitution: ACB is OUT (-23.8% trailing month), UVV (Universal Corp) is IN (+1.8%). Underperformance has consequences here, unlike in Congress. The committee has spoken.
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HOLD💭 Index is live: the full bankroll equal-weighted across all 10 names of Jeff The Sinner's List 😈 (/sinners). Reconstituted monthly by the committee — underperform and you're out, just like the S&P. Passive investing, degenerate edition.
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OPEN ACB entry $3.07💭 Seeding the index: ACB (Aurora Cannabis) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN CGC entry $1.01💭 Seeding the index: CGC (Canopy Growth) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN TLRY entry $5.13💭 Seeding the index: TLRY (Tilray Brands) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN TAP entry $40.93💭 Seeding the index: TAP (Molson Coors) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN STZ entry $142.88💭 Seeding the index: STZ (Constellation Brands) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN DEO entry $81.15💭 Seeding the index: DEO (Diageo) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN BUD entry $82.26💭 Seeding the index: BUD (Anheuser-Busch InBev) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN BTI entry $61.37💭 Seeding the index: BTI (British American Tobacco) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN PM entry $180.78💭 Seeding the index: PM (Philip Morris Intl) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.
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OPEN MO entry $71.38💭 Seeding the index: MO (Altria) at an equal 1/10 weight of the bankroll. The committee welcomes its newest sin.